God's Exchange Policy


All faulty, decrepit, and otherwise defective merchandize will cheerfully be exchanged for new, ultimately superior and eternally guaranteed products when brought to God's Customer Service Representative, The Lord Jesus Christ.

This policy includes, but is not limited to, the following:

Isaiah 61:3 (NIV)

...to bestow on them a crown of beauty instead of ashes, the oil of gladness instead of mourning, and a garment of praise instead of a spirit of despair.

Ezekiel 11:19 (NIV)

I will give them an undivided heart and put a new spirit in them; I will remove from them their heart of stone and give them a heart of flesh.

Zechariah 3:4b (NIV)

"...I have taken away your sin, and I will put rich garments on you."

Romans 7:6 (NIV)

But now, by dying to what once bound us, we have been released from the law so that we serve in the new way of the Spirit, and not in the old way of the written code.

II Corinthians 3:16-17 (NIV)

But whenever anyone turns to the Lord, the veil is taken away. Now the Lord is the Spirit, and where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is freedom.

II Corinthians 5:17 (NIV)

...if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has gone, the new has come!

II Corinthians 5:21 (NIV)

God made him who had no sin to be sin for us, so that in him we might become the righteousness of God.

Ephesians 2:12 (NIV)

...remember that at that time you were separate from Christ, excluded from citizenship...without hope and without God in the world. But now in Christ Jesus you who once were far away have been brought near through the blood of Christ.

Ephesians 5:8 (NIV)

For you were once darkness, but now you are light in the Lord.

Colossians 2:13 (NIV)

When you were dead in your sins and in the uncircumcision of your sinful nature, God made you alive with Christ.